Paloqueth Clit Sucker Review

A little over two weeks ago, Paloqueth.com, an online sex shop contacted me. They wondered if I might be interested in testing out one of their toys in exchange for a review and honestly, why not? What better opportunity to try something new without risk! I’m a curious person; I like to try new things.

I got to choose which product I wanted to try and I chose the Clit Sucker because, well, clitoral stimulation works for me and I haven’t tried one of these before. In fact, I hadn’t really been aware of their existence, although of course, these vibrators exist.

The toy arrived in discreet packaging. I couldn’t tell what it was from the outside, but I knew this was supposed to arrive one of these days (shipping took less than a week) so I knew and was quite excited!

The day on which this arrived was such a cold day. It has been pretty cold in Scotland in general and I am not a fan. My flatmate and I try not to use heating too much because we don’t want to pay extra for our bills #studentlife. So, to warm myself up, I decided to take a bath knowing full well I could bring along this new toy as it is waterproof! Honestly, that’s been one of the reasons I’ve also been excited about this new arrival. How convenient is it to use a toy in a bath? It’s certainly ideal when you live in a cold house and feel too cold to be naked elsewhere!

I have a portable speaker (also waterproof, although I don’t understand why. Like, yes, I like to bring it with me to the bathroom but no, I will not put it underwater?) and always play music. I love doing nothing but singing along to songs. Singing along to music is one of the things that distracts me the most from writing, other than procrastination, haha.

After I warmed up a bit, I picked up the clit sucker and turned it on. It had three buttons of which the middle one is the on/off one. The other two… well, I wasn’t entirely sure but pressing them made the toy vibrate and stuff (I’m kind of stupid sometimes). I decided to have a look at the manual which was short but it told me exactly what I needed to know. Don’t you hate those thick manuals in which you can find everything but the one thing you need to know? This one wasn’t like that, it was very concise!

I turned on both the vibration and the sucking function. It has 7 different vibrations modes (low to high) but I kept it on the lowest one. Once on, I slowly let the opening lower around my clit. Immediately upon contact, I pulled the clit sucker away. Note to self, remember that you are very sensitive!

Okay, so that didn’t work immediately. I decided to turn the vibration off. Maybe I’d be able to deal with just the sucking function… Well yes but also no… It took me until the third try before I was ‘strong’ enough to push through my sensitivity. I turned it on when Dua Lippa started singing “one, don’t pick up the phone…” and by “three don’t let him in” I squirted. A lot.

‘Oh my god this is so convenient because I’m in a bath, I won’t have to clean!’ I thought, followed by, ‘Shit this is intense. Keep it there, keep it there! Don’t you dare pull it away!’

When I’d turned the sucker on, Dua Lippa was on the last part of her song, and just at the beginning of one of Troye Sivan’s songs (Even right after I could not recall which one, lol) I came and then struggled between wanting to keep the vibrator there because omg it felt so good and between needing to pull it away because omg I’m so sensitive!

Of course, I’ve had incredible orgasms before, hehe, but usually they require some more foreplay or a build-up and a combination of things or just the right day or the presence of a certain person (*cough Lois). This vibrator, however… well… I was happily surprised / a bit overwhelmed by its immediate effect.

In that sense, the whole ride (although very short) is intense, while when I use a normal type of vibrator or a wand, I get a slower build which is pleasant in and of itself too. However, I felt great and at ease afterwards, aided by this warm bath filled with bubbles and… (let’s not think about the squirt!)

I tried using it again while in the bath but I couldn’t keep it on my clit for longer than 5 seconds. Maybe I’m not the right person to fully utilise this toy considering my sensitivity. It has 6 higher settings and I barely manage the 1st!

Second try

A few days later I got around to using it again, determined to use both the vibration and the sucking function at the same time. Nowadays, I rarely still pleasure myself while I’m in my bed. The risk of squirting is too high and I very much dislike having to change my bedsheets all the time. I am simply too small for changing double bedsheets! So I put some pillows against the bottom of my bed and lied down on a towel on my floor.

I opened my labia with my fingers to reach my hiding clit and turned only the sucking function on at first, just to test the waters. I appeared to be coping with the sensation better today, so I added the extra vibrations. I was able to stand it but very, very quickly this changed as my sensitivity rapidly increased. I had to turn the extra vibrations off and then continued with just the sucking function, gritting my teeth to push through my natural response to pull the clit sucker away from my oversensitive clit.

I couldn’t really contain my moans as my body started tensing up and then suddenly this fountain of squirt pretty much erupted out of me and kept on going for a good few seconds- long enough for me to start thinking, shit, this towel won’t be enough and shit, it’s going to wet the sweater I’m still wearing and my pulled down pyjama bottoms. (I guess that’s why one should always be naked when masturbating?)

Sometimes when I squirt like this, which happens sometimes, I am kind of shocked and don’t know what to do with myself. I remember the first time Lois encouraged me/told me to try and make myself come and as soon as I started squirting I stopped, afraid and embarrassed of it. When she realised I couldn’t get to orgasm because I stopped myself as soon as I was about to squirt she appeared to be happily surprised and told me to let it happen. It was a good thing. But when I squirt this extremely, I sometimes still feel like it’s too much. It’s certainly too much for my towel, I can tell you that!

After squirting, I was able to cope better with the sucking function. (Side note, sometimes I squirt before I orgasm, even if reaching the orgasm still takes a minute or so, sometimes I squirt a second time before having the orgasm, sometimes I squirt during/after the orgasm. It really depends. I don’t know how it works, I don’t control it. The orgasm build up nicely, though I switched between having to grit my teeth again to keep the vibrator there and being able to fully enjoy the sensation. Then when I reached the orgasm I lost it again and while I managed to keep the vibrator there all the way through (an improvement from when I used it in the bath), I needed a little moment afterwards to recover.

Compared to my orgasm in the bath, I did enjoy this one slightly less. Perhaps that’s because I was so focused on trying to cope and keeping it there this time. However, I enjoyed it enough that I wanted to have another orgasm, so I got my wand and strategically placed it above my clit, so it wouldn’t directly touch it and within a minute or two I came a second time. What a good day, hehe.

So yeah, you’re welcome for getting full insight into my clit’s sensitivity and squirting shenanigans. And as for the clit sucker, I would recommend it if you’re looking for a different sensation from a normal vibrator. I would also recommend it if you want to get to orgasm quickly. And if you want to squirt, well, this is your thing! (Maybe it’s different for every person though, but it certainly works for me!) I tried the clit sucker a third time on a different day and the squirt just flows out… it’s crazy. I’m writing this with an embarrassed expression on my face.

However, if you are as sensitive as I am and are interested in this clit sucker, you might need some time getting used to it and if you’re looking to buy your first vibrator (which I hope you aren’t because in that case, you have some catching up to do!) maybe this isn’t the one for you yet. The good thing about being so sensitive is that I have many functions of this vibrator left to discover. Or perhaps, more accurately, left to learn how to cope with, which I want to because I’m curious.

If you have any questions you’d like to ask, feel free to leave a comment or contact me through my contact page! And if you are interested in buying this Clit Sucker, follow this link to Paloqueth’s website. I am not affiliated with the company and receiving this product for free has not influenced my honest opinion that I tried to give you.

Xx MLSlavePuppet

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